Team Member Opportunities
This IS for you IF:
- You do what’s needed BEFORE you’re asked to
- You take the INITIATIVE to make a postive change wherever you work
- You do a little bit MORE, shooting for a 13 even if a 10 would do
- You take OWNERSHIP of your words, actions, & life
- Good enough IS NOT enough for you
- You LOVE to learn new things
- You aren’t afraid to WORK HARD and get dirty
- You believe in SERVING others
- You have a great sense of HUMOR
Rolling your eyes? Move on. Fired up? Read on!
This is NOT for you IF:
- You’re a criminal, druggie, or a pain in the ass
- Going back on your word doesn’t bother you
- You’ve ever said “If the government would… my life would be better”
- You get irritated if you have to learn something new at work
- You don’t like having to be on time, every time
- You just want to collect a paycheck
- You ever said “that’s not my job”
- You believe capitalism is bad
Are you still with us? We need to talk!
We have a LIMITED number of cleaning positions available!!
BEFORE you click that Apply button:
- In case you haven’t figured it out yet, we clean (ie. dirty toilets & other yuck)
- Our normal work hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 AM-5 PM
- Part-Time shifts are available: 8:30 AM-1 PM, 12:30 PM-5 PM, or 8:30 AM-5 PM a few days per week
- You MUST have your OWN transportation, license, and insurance… you know, all that “adulting” stuff
- Pay is in the form of glitter and sparkles that our magical unicorns crap out twice a month
- Those with the right qualifications can also earn rainbows too. ACTUALLY read that? Let us know, we’d love to find more magical unicorns like you. 😉
APPY NOW before you have to read another crappy job opening or and/or life gets in the way. We can’t wait to meet you!!