Team Member Opportunities


Team Member Opportunities


This IS for you IF:

  • Your word IS your bond
  • ACCOUNTABILITY should be your middle name
  • You can’t STAND people who blame others
  • Good enough IS NOT enough for you
  • You LOVE to learning new things
  • You aren’t afraid to WORK HARD and get dirty
  • You believe in SERVING others
  • ou have a great sense of HUMOR

Rolling your eyes? Move on. Fired up? Read on!

This is NOT for you IF:

  • You’re a criminal, druggie, or a pain in the ass
  • Going back on your word doesn’t bother you
  • You’ve ever said “If the government would… my life would be better”
  • You get irritated if you have to learn something new at work
  • You don’t like having to be on time, every time
  • You avoid doing certain tasks at work because it’s “not your job”
  • You believe capitalism is bad

Are you still with us? We need to talk!
We have a LIMITED number of cleaning positions available!!

BEFORE you click that Apply button:

  • In case you haven’t figured it out yet, we clean (ie. dirty toilets & other yuck)
  • Our normal work hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 AM-5 PM
  • Part-Time shits are available: 8:30 AM-1 PM, 12:30 PM-5 PM, or 8:30 AM-5 PM a few days per week
  • You MUST have your OWN transportation, license, and insurance… you know, all that “adulting” stuff
  • Pay is in the form of glitter and sparkles that our magical unicorns crap out twice a month
  • Those with the right qualifications can also earn rainbows too. ACTUALLY read that? Let us know, we’d love to find more magical unicorns like you. 😉

APPY NOW before you have to read another crappy job opening or and/or life gets in the way. We can’t wait to meet you!!