Team Member Opportunities

Team Member Opportunities

Team Member Opportunities for Super Heros!

This IS for you IF:

  • You do what’s needed BEFORE you’re asked to
  • You take the INITIATIVE to make a postive change wherever you work
  • You do a little bit MORE, shooting for a 13 even if a 10 would do
  • You take OWNERSHIP of your words, actions, & life
  • Good enough IS NOT enough for you
  • You LOVE to learn new things
  • You aren’t afraid to WORK HARD and get dirty
  • You believe in SERVING others
  • You have a great sense of HUMOR

Rolling your eyes? Move on. Fired up? Read on!

This is NOT for you IF:

  • You’re a criminal, druggie, or a pain in the ass
  • Going back on your word doesn’t bother you
  • You’ve ever said “If the government would… my life would be better”
  • You get irritated if you have to learn something new at work
  • You don’t like having to be on time, every time
  • You just want to collect a paycheck
  • You ever said “that’s not my job”
  • You believe capitalism is bad

Are you still with us? We need to talk!
We have a LIMITED number of cleaning positions available!!

BEFORE you click that Apply button:

  • In case you haven’t figured it out yet, we clean (ie. dirty toilets & other yuck)
  • Our normal work hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 AM-5 PM
  • Part-Time shifts are available: 8:30 AM-1 PM, 12:30 PM-5 PM, or 8:30 AM-5 PM a few days per week
  • You MUST have your OWN transportation, license, and insurance… you know, all that “adulting” stuff
  • Pay is in the form of glitter and sparkles that our magical unicorns crap out twice a month
  • Those with the right qualifications can also earn rainbows too. ACTUALLY read that? Let us know, we’d love to find more magical unicorns like you. 😉

APPY NOW before you have to read another crappy job opening or and/or life gets in the way. We can’t wait to meet you!!